Probably the hottest topic of debate in America is the war in Iraq: some Americans feel that we need to get out as soon as possible, other Americans feel that we need to carefully monitor the situation and adjust our strategy accordingly, and still others, many of whom are high-ranking officials in Washington, “just want to shoot guns and fuck shit up.” Regardless of your personal opinion, the Iraq war is dividing the American citizenry, creating an atmosphere of hostility that’s not only unpleasant but harmful to our nation’s productivity. Thus, in order to curb this divisiveness before its irreversible, and to instill a bit of much-needed levity into the Iraq war, America needs a Girls Gone Wild video that’s set in Iraq.

Although many Americans might question the moral values of Girls Gone Wild, a series in which young, typically drunk girls “flash” their breasts for the camera, the only value of  significance here is fun. Once Americans are able to watch Iraqi girls partying and showing off their goods for free drinks and t-shirts, we would realize that the Iraq war really isn’t so bad. I mean, imagine if CNN’s official death toll in Iraq was only a few times greater than toll of bared boobies. This would indicate that Iraqis are squeezing in some fun, and in turn, Americans could sleep better at night and even have more fun ourselves. Moreover, a part from levity, a Girls Gone Wild video would give Americans a finer understanding for the humanity of the Iraqi citizenry. We already know that they are a a devout and religious people, largely governed by tradition. But do we really have any conception for how much they love tittie?

Given the current state of violence in Iraq, not to mention the clothing regulations for most Iraqi women, a Girls Gone Wild video is no easy feat. However, I am sure that if Americans were to provide enough Bud Light and free t-shirts (and perhaps a glow-stick or two), the video would more or less shoot itself. After all, their country is even more hostilely divided by the war than America, and many Iraqis are probably itching for a good time. Thus, for the sake of Americans, and for the Iraqi people, lets cease fire for a moment and help get some young women to take off their burkas.

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