Look, I don’t want to be an asshole, but America is supposed to a be a country governed by logic. In other words, there is a reason for things that we do - we set up three branches of government so there are checks in power, we support a fast food industry so that poor people can eat too, and we ignore Africa all together so that we don’t feel guilty about their whole “AIDS” situation. However, for more than a decade, ever since the institution of the WNBA, our reputation for logic has steadily declined. And maybe I’m missing something, but for the sake of America, we really need someone to finally explain the point of the WNBA.

Obviously, the WNBA is a sensitive subject – people with vaginas (namely, women) often get upset when the league is labeled “boring,” “boobilicious,” or “like the NBA, just without talent.” And while all these labels might be politically incorrect, one is still left to question the point of the league. I mean, it certainly doesn’t compare to the NBA in terms of raw competition. And young women can already look up to female astronauts and strippers as role models. What then, I ask, does the WNBA accomplish?

Once again, I don’t want to be an asshole, but I also don’t want America to totally lose its reputation for logic. And who knows? Maybe abolishing the WNBA altogether isn’t the best answer. Maybe we simply need to change their uniforms to bikinis – we might throw up a few times, but the games would still be a lot more interesting to watch.

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